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English(EN) I regret to inform you that my copy of Linux has summoned all of the penguins who are now wreaking havoc in the world. Please report any sightings of penguins.

Linux召唤企鹅,引发全球混乱,用户报告

一位Mastodon用户幽默地报告说,他们的Linux操作系统召唤了企鹅,导致全球混乱。他们正在请求关于这些捣乱企鹅的目击报告,并向公众保证情况正在调查中。 AI

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Linux召唤企鹅,引发全球混乱,用户报告

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    我很遗憾地通知您,我的 Linux 副本召唤了所有的企鹅,它们现在正在全世界大肆破坏。请报告任何企鹅的踪迹。

    I regret to inform you that my copy of Linux has summoned all of the penguins who are now wreaking havoc in the world. Please report any sightings of penguins. Be assured that this matter is being investigated by the best of the best. Thank you for your cooperation. # ai # noai #…