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洋葱新闻:黄仁勋向新俄罗斯女友倾诉调查烦恼

洋葱新闻一篇幽默的讽刺文章描绘了英伟达首席执行官黄仁勋向新俄罗斯女友抱怨一项调查。文章使用了人工智能和幽默标签,暗示了对科技、公众人物和个人生活交叉点的评论。 AI

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洋葱新闻:黄仁勋向新俄罗斯女友倾诉调查烦恼

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