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English(EN) Good morning, San Diego! I'm Ron Burgundy, and America voted overnight. Ron has been up since 4am moisturising. 🇬🇧 UK • King Charles called slavery "monstrous"

罗恩·伯甘迪的讽刺新闻集锦涵盖美国大选和全球事件

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此集锦包含一条新闻，该新闻似乎是来自“罗恩·伯甘迪”的讽刺或虚构新闻广播。广播涉及各种不相关的议题，包括美国大选结果、英国关于奴隶制和面部识别的政治动态、欧盟青年签证协议、Rice Krispies的改动、美国对以色列的军事援助以及朝鲜的导弹试验。该条目被呈现为对时事的幽默解读。 AI

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    圣迭戈的早安！我是 Ron Burgundy，美国昨晚进行了投票。Ron 从凌晨 4 点就开始涂抹润肤露。🇬🇧 英国 • 查尔斯国王称奴隶制是“怪诞的”

    Good morning, San Diego! I'm Ron Burgundy, and America voted overnight. Ron has been up since 4am moisturising. 🇬🇧 UK • King Charles called slavery "monstrous" at the Commonwealth summit and expressed "profound sorrow", but stopped short of an apology. A solemn moment, delivered …

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