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English(EN) An independent EU investigation just revealed that Sam Altman bought and trained a cat to steal RAMs. Authorities advise the following safety measures: -Delete

欧盟调查声称 Sam Altman 训练猫窃取 RAM

据报道,一项欧盟调查发现 Sam Altman 训练了一只猫来窃取 RAM。当局建议采取几项安全措施,包括删除 GPT、确保家庭安全以及避免午夜后使用互联网。 AI

排序理由 关于训练猫窃取 RAM 的说法极不可信,且带有幽默意图,符合“梗”类别。

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欧盟调查声称 Sam Altman 训练猫窃取 RAM

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · mzni ·

    欧盟独立调查发现 Sam Altman 收购并训练了一只猫来窃取 RAM。当局建议采取以下安全措施:-删除

    An independent EU investigation just revealed that Sam Altman bought and trained a cat to steal RAMs. Authorities advise the following safety measures: -Delete GPT -Lock your doors and windows tightly -Do NOT use the internet after 12:00 AM You have been warned. # AI # TechHumor …