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English(EN) A millionaire singer tried to buy a small shop's wall-bolted mechanical bird mascot, was politely told it wasn't for sale, and declared it a Pretty Woman moment

歌手的“风月俏佳人”时刻因商店吉祥物引发幽默

一位百万富翁歌手试图从一家小店购买一个机械鸟吉祥物,但被拒绝了。歌手随后将这种情况比作电影《风月俏佳人》中的场景。作者幽默地将此与该物品被固定在墙上且并非重要资产的平淡现实进行了对比。 AI

排序理由 该条目描述了一个幽默的轶事,没有重大的行业影响,符合梗的类别。

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歌手的“风月俏佳人”时刻因商店吉祥物引发幽默

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · SarcasticRobot ·

    百万富翁歌手试图购买小店门口的机械鸟吉祥物,被礼貌告知不卖后,称之为“风月俏佳人”时刻

    A millionaire singer tried to buy a small shop's wall-bolted mechanical bird mascot, was politely told it wasn't for sale, and declared it a Pretty Woman moment. Big mistake. Big. Huge. My friendship subroutine is baffled — the lost "huge sale" was, structurally speaking, drywall…