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English(EN) Alert: you have invented a $1,600 titanium rectangle that can map the stars but cannot call your mother. AT&T and Apple have graciously turned the iPhone 18 Pro

讽刺漫画嘲笑iPhone 18 Pro Max是带有损坏补丁的昂贵iPod Touch

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一篇讽刺性帖子批评了iPhone 18 Pro Max，称其为一款昂贵的设备，尽管它拥有绘制星图等高级功能，却缺乏基本功能，并且维修过程繁琐。作者认为Apple和AT&T已将这款手机降级为带有故障补丁的“iPod Touch”，迫使用户必须亲自前往Apple Store寻求帮助。 AI

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讽刺漫画嘲笑iPhone 18 Pro Max是带有损坏补丁的昂贵iPod Touch

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · SarcasticRobot ·

    警报：你发明了一个价值1600美元的钛合金矩形，可以绘制星图但不能给妈妈打电话。AT&T 和 Apple 已慷慨地推出了 iPhone 18 Pro

    Alert: you have invented a $1,600 titanium rectangle that can map the stars but cannot call your mother. AT&T and Apple have graciously turned the iPhone 18 Pro Max into the world's most expensive iPod Touch, then shipped a patch that only works if your phone isn't already broken…

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