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English(EN) “Please don’t spank my bottom... I didn’t mean to be late for curfew!!” 😳🍑 There's trouble brewing at this sorority house, and at Omicron Tau Kappa their house-

Omicron Tau Kappa姐妹会面临宵禁麻烦

Omicron Tau Kappa姐妹会正面临麻烦,因为她们的舍监正在执行严格的宵禁。情况被描述为一种俏皮的、纪律性的语气。 AI

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Omicron Tau Kappa姐妹会面临宵禁麻烦

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    “求别打我屁股……我不是故意迟到宵禁的!!” 😳🍑 这个姐妹会宿舍出事了,在Omicron Tau Kappa,他们的宿舍-

    “Please don’t spank my bottom... I didn’t mean to be late for curfew!!” 😳🍑 There's trouble brewing at this sorority house, and at Omicron Tau Kappa their house-mother takes curfew very seriously. 😍 # Spanking # Discipline # AI