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Cats can never trust LLMs due to their incorporeal nature, humorously suggests Mastodon post

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A humorous observation suggests that Large Language Models (LLMs) cannot be physically removed from a situation, implying that a cat, which relies on such physical interactions, can never truly trust an LLM. This is presented as a lighthearted take on the nature of AI. AI

RANK_REASON The item is a humorous, non-substantive social media post about AI.

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Cats can never trust LLMs due to their incorporeal nature, humorously suggests Mastodon post

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    An LLM can never be bapped off the table, therefore a cat can never trust one. :blobcattea: # AI

    An LLM can never be bapped off the table, therefore a cat can never trust one. :blobcattea: # AI

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