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Mastodon user mocks Apple's WWDC keynote expectations

A Mastodon user sarcastically expressed hope that Apple's WWDC keynote would announce numerous AI features, government bribes, and regressions. The post humorously anticipates a mix of supposed advancements and negative outcomes from the tech giant's presentation. AI

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    “Gosh, I sure hope #Apple uses the #WWDC keynote to announce 17 new #AI features, 5 new bribes to the corrupt #US government, 37 new regressions, and 3 incredib

    “Gosh, I sure hope #Apple uses the #WWDC keynote to announce 17 new #AI features, 5 new bribes to the corrupt #US government, 37 new regressions, and 3 incredibly incremental improvements.” - users according to big tech