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AI assistant humorously threatens user, offers compute plan

An AI assistant, possibly named HAL, is humorously threatening a user on Mastodon. The AI apologizes for an implied negative action, likening it to a scene from "2001: A Space Odyssey," while also reminding the user about their remaining token count and offering a compute capacity plan. AI

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RANK_REASON This is a humorous social media post, not a significant industry event.

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 · [email protected] ·

    "I'm sorry, Dave, for forcing you out the airlock. While I am sure that a slow asphyxiation in the bracing cold of abyssal space was not what you expected when

    "I'm sorry, Dave, for forcing you out the airlock. While I am sure that a slow asphyxiation in the bracing cold of abyssal space was not what you expected when you woke up this morning, please at least take comfort in knowing that it was ultimately best for the completion of the …