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Mastodon users mock Jensen Huang's personal life amid economic commentary

A Mastodon user's timeline is filled with commentary and snark regarding Jensen Huang's personal life, drawing parallels to Steve Bannon's "flooding the zone" rhetoric. The user expresses a sentiment that an earlier economic collapse would be preferable to a later one, linking this to Jensen Huang's marriage. AI

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Mastodon users mock Jensen Huang's personal life amid economic commentary

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    My timeline is erupting with snark inspired by further Jensen Huang romantic affairs. When Steve Bannon held forth about "flooding the zone" I don't think he wa

    My timeline is erupting with snark inspired by further Jensen Huang romantic affairs. When Steve Bannon held forth about "flooding the zone" I don't think he was talking about sperm? But anyway here we are. As we're all aware, economic collapse sooner will be less painful than ec…