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Mastodon user humorously links dating woes to large penis and AI

A Mastodon user shared a humorous dating anecdote about the perceived social inappropriateness of openly discussing one's large penis. The user humorously suggested using AI and online searches as a way to subtly advertise this trait to potential partners, linking it to dating, PhD studies, and a general sentiment against AI. AI

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Mastodon user humorously links dating woes to large penis and AI

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · martin_t ·

    RE: https:// infosec.exchange/@rebane2001/1 17582323441606829 Holy fuck that's hilarious. I have a bit of an issue while dating - it's considered inappropriate

    RE: https:// infosec.exchange/@rebane2001/1 17582323441606829 Holy fuck that's hilarious. I have a bit of an issue while dating - it's considered inappropriate to straight up tell women about your large penis. But it's a quality that many consider attractive when they find out so…