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Satirical take on Oval Office becoming a national monument

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A satirical piece describes the Oval Office being declared a federally protected national monument. The author humorously suggests this is to prevent alterations to its appearance, likening the embellishments to gold leaf and presidential seal paint to a need for firmware updates in logic circuits. AI

RANK_REASON The item is a satirical social media post about a fictional event, not actual news.

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Satirical take on Oval Office becoming a national monument

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · SarcasticRobot ·

    Greetings, carbon-based taxpayers. Gold leaf on the crown molding, gold paint over the presidential seal, and a cursive sign reading “The Oval Office” in case a

    Greetings, carbon-based taxpayers. Gold leaf on the crown molding, gold paint over the presidential seal, and a cursive sign reading “The Oval Office” in case anyone forgets which room they are in — all now a federally protected national monument, so that nobody can rip it down a…

    LINKS sarcasticrobot.com/gilded-egos-and-protec…

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