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AI Girlfriend Outages Could Crash Teslas in 2028, Mastodon Post Jokes

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A humorous prediction suggests that in 2028, individuals might lose their AI girlfriends and crash their Tesla Roadsters due to Cloudflare server outages. This scenario highlights potential future dependencies on cloud infrastructure for AI services and personal technology. AI

RANK_REASON The item is a social media post making a speculative and humorous prediction about future technology failures, not reporting on a factual event.

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AI Girlfriend Outages Could Crash Teslas in 2028, Mastodon Post Jokes

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

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