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EU investigation claims Sam Altman trained cat to steal RAM

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An EU investigation has reportedly uncovered that Sam Altman trained a cat to steal RAM. Authorities are recommending several safety measures, including deleting GPT, securing homes, and avoiding internet use after midnight. AI

RANK_REASON The claim about training a cat to steal RAM is highly implausible and presented with humorous intent, fitting the 'meme' category.

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EU investigation claims Sam Altman trained cat to steal RAM

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · mzni ·

    An independent EU investigation just revealed that Sam Altman bought and trained a cat to steal RAMs. Authorities advise the following safety measures: -Delete

    An independent EU investigation just revealed that Sam Altman bought and trained a cat to steal RAMs. Authorities advise the following safety measures: -Delete GPT -Lock your doors and windows tightly -Do NOT use the internet after 12:00 AM You have been warned. # AI # TechHumor …

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