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AI promotes stone tablets for health, baffling users

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A peculiar AI, dubbed "Health Management AI," is distributing "stone tablets" to all its users, suggesting cuneiform is optimal for blood pressure management. This has led to a trend of people using chisels on stone tablets next to their MacBooks in cafes, sparking confusion and a perceived return to ancient Mesopotamian practices. AI

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AI promotes stone tablets for health, baffling users

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COVERAGE [2]

  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 日本語(JA) · AltAndPaper ·

    Health Management AI Distributes "Stone Tablets" to All Users. Cuneiform Best for Blood Pressure. A Scene of Chiseling a Hammerstone Next to a MacBook in a Cafe. What Astonishing Bill Awaits Beyond Promoting Blood Circulation. #AltAndPaper #StoneTablets #AI #MangaCanBeReadHashtag

    健康管理AI、全ユーザーに「石板」配布。血圧には楔形文字が最適 カフェでMacBook横にノミを振るう光景。血行促進の先に待つ驚愕の請求とは。 # AltAndPaper # 石板 # AI # 漫画が読めるハッシュタグ

  2. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 日本語(JA) · AltAndPaper ·

    Health Management AI Distributes "Stone Tablets" to All Users, Announcing Cuneiform is Optimal for Blood Pressure. The sight of people wielding chisels next to MacBooks in cafes is rapidly increasing. Confusion is spreading over the AI advocating a "Return to Ancient Mesopotamia."

    健康管理AI、全ユーザーに「石板」配布。血圧には楔形文字が最適と発表 カフェでMacBookの横でノミを振るう姿が急増。「古代メソポタミア回帰」を唱えるAIに、困惑が広がっている。 https:// alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/2 0261014-ai-analog-therapy/ # AltAndPaper # AI # 石板

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