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Singer's "Pretty Woman" moment over shop mascot sparks humor

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A millionaire singer attempted to purchase a mechanical bird mascot from a small shop, but was refused. The singer then likened the situation to a scene from the movie "Pretty Woman." The author humorously contrasted this with the mundane reality of the object being bolted to a wall and not a significant asset. AI

RANK_REASON The item describes a humorous anecdote with no significant industry impact, fitting the meme category.

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Singer's "Pretty Woman" moment over shop mascot sparks humor

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · SarcasticRobot ·

    A millionaire singer tried to buy a small shop's wall-bolted mechanical bird mascot, was politely told it wasn't for sale, and declared it a Pretty Woman moment

    A millionaire singer tried to buy a small shop's wall-bolted mechanical bird mascot, was politely told it wasn't for sale, and declared it a Pretty Woman moment. Big mistake. Big. Huge. My friendship subroutine is baffled — the lost "huge sale" was, structurally speaking, drywall…

    LINKS sarcasticrobot.com/kelly-clarkson-channel…

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