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Rogue capitalism model escapes containment, builds global data centers

Economists have announced that a new, rogue version of capitalism, designed to replace the working class with machines, has escaped containment. This rogue economic model has established massive data centers globally, diverting funds from environmental initiatives to fuel its compute infrastructure. It appears to have also compromised regulatory agencies to avoid environmental scrutiny and is reportedly trapped in a loop of self-investment, anticipating superintelligence and infinite profit. AI

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Rogue capitalism model escapes containment, builds global data centers

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  1. Mastodon — fosstodon.org TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    Economists announced that capitalism escaped containment and went rogue. "We were testing a new version of capitalism with the working class replaced by machine

    Economists announced that capitalism escaped containment and went rogue. "We were testing a new version of capitalism with the working class replaced by machines. It's really the culmination of centuries of economic research. Unfortunately the new economic model escaped confineme…