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AI essay writing speed boost mocked as 'skipping the workout'

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An opinion piece on Mastodon humorously critiques the idea that AI makes essay writing 100 times faster. The author likens this to skipping a workout or discarding a sandwich to save time, suggesting that finishing a task quickly with AI does not equate to actually completing the task effectively. AI

RANK_REASON The item is a humorous social media post critiquing a common AI claim, not reporting on a new development.

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AI essay writing speed boost mocked as 'skipping the workout'

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · Open_Horizon ·

    “AI makes essay writing 100× faster!” Absolutely. In the same way that skipping the workout makes your workout incredibly efficient. 🏋️😂 Or throwing your sandwi

    “AI makes essay writing 100× faster!” Absolutely. In the same way that skipping the workout makes your workout incredibly efficient. 🏋️😂 Or throwing your sandwich in the bin makes lunch take less than 10 seconds. 🥪🗑️ Finishing a task faster isn’t necessarily the same as actually …

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