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Apple's next Vision Pro reportedly on "life support" amid development struggles

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Reports suggest that Apple's upcoming Vision Pro device is facing significant internal challenges, with development potentially on "life support." The current model, priced at $3,500, is described as a "face-brick," and proposed improvements include moving the processing chips to a separate tethered unit, a move the author sarcastically labels as innovation. This situation is contrasted with Meta's simpler approach of selling sunglasses. AI

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Apple's next Vision Pro reportedly on "life support" amid development struggles

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  1. Mastodon — sigmoid.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    Reports say Apple’s next Vision Pro is on internal “life support” — generous, considering the current one was on life support the moment it left the factory. Th

    Reports say Apple’s next Vision Pro is on internal “life support” — generous, considering the current one was on life support the moment it left the factory. The bold fix for a $3,500 face-brick: move the chips into a tethered pocket puck and call it innovation. Meta just sells s…

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