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Goose programming language: Faster than C++, safer than Rust, but is it real?

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Goose is a programming language that claims to be faster than C++ and as safe as Rust, though its existence and capabilities are questioned. Despite GitHub's promotion of Goose as a potentially revolutionary tool, its actual impact and availability remain uncertain, leading to skepticism about its true potential. AI

RANK_REASON The item discusses a programming language with claims of superiority but expresses significant skepticism about its existence and impact, framing it as potentially imaginary or a distraction.

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Goose programming language: Faster than C++, safer than Rust, but is it real?

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · ngate ·

    Goose: the # programming # language that's supposedly faster than # C ++ and safe # Rust , yet still manages to remain as elusive and imaginary as its feathered

    Goose: the # programming # language that's supposedly faster than # C ++ and safe # Rust , yet still manages to remain as elusive and imaginary as its feathered namesake. 🦆✨ GitHub tries to convince us that # Goose can revolutionize code like some kind of # AI # wizardry , but we…

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