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Mastodon user humorously demands $500 to process "tech company" email

A user on Mastodon shared an anecdote about receiving a suspicious email from a "Tech company." In response, the user humorously requested $500 to process future emails, suggesting a PayPal payment for "pizza money." AI

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Mastodon user humorously demands $500 to process "tech company" email

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    A dipshit Tech company emailed me this morning, so I replied, in order to process future emails, I'll need $500 from you before proceeding. Please use your conn

    A dipshit Tech company emailed me this morning, so I replied, in order to process future emails, I'll need $500 from you before proceeding. Please use your connected payment information to send me a PayPal payment to <PayPal EMAIL> and, well, I got some extra Pizza money today fo…