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AI Booster Satire: Profitless Progress and Crypto Bets

A satirical poem critiques the current state of AI development and its perceived lack of profitability, likening it to a "flaming jet" that proceeds from nowhere. The lyrics suggest that AI boosters may be overstating progress and that the focus on data centers and crypto stocks indicates a desperate search for financial gain. AI

RANK_REASON The item is a satirical poem about AI, not a factual news report.

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AI Booster Satire: Profitless Progress and Crypto Bets

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  1. Mastodon — fosstodon.org TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    Ain't found a way to profit yet Forests burn, a flaming jet Seems every chat proceeds from nowhere His crypto stocks are no safe bet Data center is coming next

    Ain't found a way to profit yet Forests burn, a flaming jet Seems every chat proceeds from nowhere His crypto stocks are no safe bet Data center is coming next Gotta get his equity from somewhere Here... he comes the AI Booster Aw YEaaaahh Yeah, here come the Booster, yeaaahhh Yo…