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Humorous take on Segway PT's enduring relevance and future potential

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This post humorously argues for the enduring relevance and revolutionary potential of the Segway PT, comparing its inevitable adoption to that of other inventions. The author suggests that Segways are the future of personal transportation and should be integrated into sports and physical education, while also acknowledging the need for user caution and the company's limited liability for accidents. AI

RANK_REASON The item is a humorous, opinionated social media post about a personal transportation device, not a significant industry event or release.

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Humorous take on Segway PT's enduring relevance and future potential

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  1. Mastodon — sigmoid.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    The Segway is here to stay, you know! Once someone invents something, the cat's out of the bag! Oh you don't use a Segway? Watch out, or this amazing new techno

    The Segway is here to stay, you know! Once someone invents something, the cat's out of the bag! Oh you don't use a Segway? Watch out, or this amazing new technology will leave you (slightly) behind! You'd better invest now you know! This technology is poised to revolutionize pers…

    LINKS en.wikipedia.org/…/Segway

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