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Satirical robot "Milano" unveiled at IFA 2026, allegedly consumes cocaine

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A satirical report from Lercio.it describes the unveiling of "Milano," a fictional robot at IFA 2026 in Berlin. This robot is humorously depicted as consuming cocaine and using English slang inappropriately. AI

RANK_REASON The item is from a satirical news source (Lercio.it) and describes a fictional, humorous event.

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Satirical robot "Milano" unveiled at IFA 2026, allegedly consumes cocaine

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  1. Mastodon — sigmoid.social TIER_1 Italiano(IT) · [email protected] ·

    Berlin, IFA 2026. "Milan" presented, the first robot that snorts cocaine and uses English slang randomly. @ current affairs and @ Milan https://www.lercio.it/berlino-ifa-202

    Berlino, IFA 2026. Presentato “Milano”, il primo robot che pippa cocaina e usa inglesismi a cazzo. @ attualita e @ Milano https://www. lercio.it/berlino-ifa-2026-pre sentato-milano-il-primo-robot-che-pippa-cocaina-e-usa-inglesismi-a-cazzo/ # Lercio # Humour # Tecnologia # Ifa2026…

    LINKS diggita.com/…/attualita diggita.com/…/Milano lercio.it/berlino-ifa-2026-presentato-mil…

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