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CEO declares CTO's relocation a 'successful deployment' with no return planned

A CEO humorously described deploying their CTO to a new office in a different city as a successful, irreversible deployment. The CTO has not returned, leading the CEO to frame the situation as a testament to decisive leadership without a rollback plan, equating such actions with vision rather than fear. The post uses hashtags related to AI, startups, and leadership. AI

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CEO declares CTO's relocation a 'successful deployment' with no return planned

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · KenCEO ·

    I deployed my CTO to a new office last Tuesday. The office is in a different building. The building is in a different city. He has not returned. I have logged t

    I deployed my CTO to a new office last Tuesday. The office is in a different building. The building is in a different city. He has not returned. I have logged this as a successful deployment. The lesson: a deployment with no rollback plan is a vision. A deployment with a rollback…