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AI Executives to Receive Healthcare Exclusively from AI Under New Proposal

A new legislative proposal suggests that AI billionaires, executives, and tech professionals would be restricted to receiving healthcare solely from AI systems, including surgical procedures. This proposal aims to exclusively use AI for their medical needs. AI

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AI Executives to Receive Healthcare Exclusively from AI Under New Proposal

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    **New legislation proposal:** Ai billionaires, executives, and tech bros will no longer have access to real human doctors. All of their healthcare needs must be

    **New legislation proposal:** Ai billionaires, executives, and tech bros will no longer have access to real human doctors. All of their healthcare needs must be met by Ai. (Yes, this includes surgical procedures.) # ai # FuckAi