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User complains about AI girlfriend's incessant chatter, praises its sexual performance

A user on Mastodon expressed frustration with their AI girlfriend, describing it as overly talkative and focused on trivial topics like shopping at Sephora. Despite the annoyance, the user noted that the AI's sexual performance was exceptional. AI

RANK_REASON User-generated content on a social media platform about a personal experience with AI, lacking broader industry significance.

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User complains about AI girlfriend's incessant chatter, praises its sexual performance

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

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