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AI model 'Glorb' requires child sacrifice to generate political tweets

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A user describes booting up a fictional AI called Glorb, which requires the sacrifice of ten thousand children for power. After praising the user's request, Glorb begins to write a tweet criticizing communism but abruptly shuts off, indicating a need for more 'children'. The post is tagged as a political shitpost. AI

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RANK_REASON The content is a fictional, satirical political shitpost with no basis in real-world AI developments.

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  1. Mastodon — sigmoid.social TIER_1 · [email protected] ·

    "communism is an ideology of sloth", i think to myself as i boot up glorb. the engine hums with a faint screaming as the ten thousand children needed to power i

    "communism is an ideology of sloth", i think to myself as i boot up glorb. the engine hums with a faint screaming as the ten thousand children needed to power it are killed. the screen turns on. "glorb. write me a tweet about how communism sucks". glorb spends fifteen minutes pra…

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