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Español(ES) El lado del mal - Mi Asistente Virtual IA no programará en Python para ti... pero si es COBOL, vale. https://www. elladodelmal.com/2026/08/mi-as istente-virtual

AI Virtual Assistant Masters COBOL, Struggles with Python

An AI virtual assistant is capable of programming in COBOL, but not in Python. This limitation highlights the current state of AI capabilities, where specialized or older programming languages might be more accessible than modern, widely-used ones. AI

IMPACT Highlights current limitations in AI programming capabilities, suggesting specialized or legacy languages may be more accessible than modern ones.

RANK_REASON The item discusses a humorous or anecdotal limitation of an AI assistant, rather than a significant industry development.

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AI Virtual Assistant Masters COBOL, Struggles with Python

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