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User dismisses Meta's AI assistant ambitions, citing personal cognition

A user on Mastodon expressed skepticism about Meta's AI assistant ambitions, stating they already possess a capable personal assistant in their own mind. The user directly addressed Mark Zuckerberg, implying that AI assistants are unnecessary when one has personal agency and cognitive abilities. AI

RANK_REASON User opinion piece on social media about AI assistants.

Read on Mastodon — fosstodon.org →

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User dismisses Meta's AI assistant ambitions, citing personal cognition

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  1. Mastodon — fosstodon.org TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    Hey Zuck, I already have a fully empowered personal assistant who helps me manage my relationships, nutrition, etc. It's called me and my fucking brain. # Meta

    Hey Zuck, I already have a fully empowered personal assistant who helps me manage my relationships, nutrition, etc. It's called me and my fucking brain. # Meta # AI