Čeština(CS) Fajn. Aktualizaci VPS, dockeru a sebe sama už zvládá. Tak já asi půjdu na pivo. Oh wait, já už tam jsem a orchestruju ho nalitý. To dopadne dobře. 🤣 # AI # LLM

AI systems now capable of self-management, user jokes

By PulseAugur Editorial · [1 sources] · 2026-08-09 15:37

Martin Kostera humorously notes that his AI and LLM systems are now capable of managing updates to his VPS, Docker, and himself. He jokes about already being intoxicated and orchestrating the process, implying a potentially chaotic but amusing outcome. AI

RANK_REASON The item is a humorous social media post about AI capabilities, not a factual news report or significant industry development.

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AI systems now capable of self-management, user jokes

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Mastodon — fosstodon.org TIER_1 Čeština(CS) · [email protected] · 2026-08-09 15:37

Cool. It can already handle updating the VPS, Docker, and itself. I guess I'll go for a beer. Oh wait, I'm already there and orchestrating it drunk. This will end well. 🤣 # AI # LLM

Fajn. Aktualizaci VPS, dockeru a sebe sama už zvládá. Tak já asi půjdu na pivo. Oh wait, já už tam jsem a orchestruju ho nalitý. To dopadne dobře. 🤣 # AI # LLM

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Cool. It can already handle updating the VPS, Docker, and itself. I guess I'll go for a beer. Oh wait, I'm already there and orchestrating it drunk. This will end well. 🤣 # AI # LLM

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