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Gemini AI offers advice on kissing three-mouthed Martians

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Gemini AI provided dating advice on how to kiss a three-mouthed Martian, emphasizing a strategic approach to avoid awkwardness. The advice included identifying the Martian's mouth configuration and employing methods like the sequential approach, targeting one mouth at a time, or the multi-point contact for simultaneous greetings. It also stressed safety protocols such as checking for exhalations and ensuring atmospheric compatibility. AI

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Gemini AI offers advice on kissing three-mouthed Martians

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