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Deutsch(DE) Boah wenn tai chi mir mit 65 4 Hände geben kann, denke ich ernathaft drüber nach damit anzufangen # ai # aislop # beschissenewerbung

User humorously considers Tai Chi for extra hands

By PulseAugur Editorial · [1 sources] ·

The user is contemplating starting Tai Chi, humorously noting that if it can grant them four hands by age 65, they would seriously consider it. This thought is framed within the context of AI and personal aspirations. AI

RANK_REASON The item is a social media post with a humorous, non-substantive take on a topic, not reporting on a verifiable event or development.

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User humorously considers Tai Chi for extra hands

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  1. Mastodon — fosstodon.org TIER_1 Deutsch(DE) · [email protected] ·

    Wow, if tai chi can give me 4 hands at 65, I'm seriously thinking about starting it #ai #aislop #shittyadvertising

    Boah wenn tai chi mir mit 65 4 Hände geben kann, denke ich ernathaft drüber nach damit anzufangen # ai # aislop # beschissenewerbung

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