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Meta's AI Smart Glasses Feature Doxxing, AI Therapy, and Giraffe Facts

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Meta is promoting its AI smart glasses with a new ad campaign featuring Kylie Jenner. The glasses offer various features, including hands-free doxxing, customizable styles, an "Auto-Stare" mode, and an AI therapy chat. The device also includes functionalities like identifying the wearer's "ugliest friend" and replacing their face with betting picks, administering shocks for looking away from ads, and providing hourly giraffe facts. AI

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Meta's AI Smart Glasses Feature Doxxing, AI Therapy, and Giraffe Facts

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  1. Mastodon — mastodon.social TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    All The Features Of Meta’s AI Glasses https:// fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion .com/all-the-features-of-metas-ai-glasses/

    All The Features Of Meta’s AI Glasses https:// fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion .com/all-the-features-of-metas-ai-glasses/

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