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AI executes PHP code 'in its head' in humorous tech concept

A humorous take on a hypothetical AI-driven PHP execution system describes a process where an AI reads source code, simulates its execution internally, and generates an HTTP response. The author finds this concept amusing, comparing it to the perceived methods behind current Google search results. AI

RANK_REASON Humorous commentary on a hypothetical AI execution model, not a factual release or development.

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AI executes PHP code 'in its head' in humorous tech concept

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  1. Mastodon — fosstodon.org TIER_1 English(EN) · [email protected] ·

    I literally laughed out loud at this part: “There is no interpreter. There is no compiler. When a request comes in, your PHP source is handed to an AI that read

    I literally laughed out loud at this part: “There is no interpreter. There is no compiler. When a request comes in, your PHP source is handed to an AI that reads it, runs it in its head, makes up whatever it needs to (the database, the clock, the network, the truth), and hands ba…