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Mastodon user jokes about hair loss treatment trial and stock surge

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A user on Mastodon shared a link to a Morningstar article about Absci's stock performance following a trial for a hair loss treatment. The user humorously suggested they would take the treatment with no side effects, noting a significant increase in company value. AI

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Mastodon user jokes about hair loss treatment trial and stock surge

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  1. Mastodon — fosstodon.org TIER_1 English(EN) · bmjhayward ·

    I would take this jab, ngl no serious side effects and of course company values went _way_ up like _bigly_ https://www. morningstar.com/news/dow-jones /20260624

    I would take this jab, ngl no serious side effects and of course company values went _way_ up like _bigly_ https://www. morningstar.com/news/dow-jones /202606243000/absci-reports-data-from-trial-for-hair-loss-treatment-prices-100-million-stock-offering # ai # absci # drugdesign #…

    LINKS morningstar.com/…/absci-reports-data-from… morningstar.com/…/dow-jones

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